Tuesday sept 24 2013: so many things can happen within the course of a few hours. Ultimate highs and deep down lows. It is incredible how it would appear that 2013 is the year of unpredicted changes, happening faster than one can cope with! But before going into the details of what happened last night, I wanted to express something concerning my good buddy and truly all around amazing dude FZ. Now this is by no means an ass kissing contest nor a brown nosing dive, but an honest to goodness praise. He managed to find for me the 4-track EP Euphoric by canadian side project Delerium. oK first things first: before Delerium became the Enigma of the 90s with their Sarah Mcmachin Karma slow poke pseudo electronic softy sweet rhythms, Delerium (side project of Front Line Assembly) started in 1988 as a generally more ambient and atmospheric band. Pretty much everything up until "Semantic Spaces" was good ("Spiritual Archives" and "Spheres 1" being my own favorites) but as soon as they started that Enigma-ish vibe, which is of course when their albums started to sell, I dropped out faster than you say "Pussycat Kill". In 1991 Delerium released a four piece EP called "Euphoric" which was a bit of an anomaly; although the last 2 pieces ("Grave Wisdom" and "Sorrow") were very "Deleriesque", the first two numbers ("Euphoric" and "Decade") were definitely more in tune with their FLA sound, or rather closer to the Intermix side project. It was as if those two pieces did not belong anywhere so Bill Leeb decided to put them on this 4 piece EP. Well the whole point I am making out of this is that back in 1991 I had bought the "Euphoric" EP on tape, and thought it was fine (it had regular air play in my trusty walkman; remember those?) for a while, but soon enough like most of all "industrial"-ish oriented music in my collection, went the way of the dinosaurs with my discovery and enjoyment of more techoid and experimental oriented music. Feeling nostalgic these days I am re-discovering my 80s and early 90s musical preferences, and recalled why the title track "Euphoric" had such an impact on me. All the sampling in that piece, including some sound effects, comes from the Stuart Gordon film "From Beyond" from the 80s, his follow-up to "Re-Animator". Listening to the piece I recalled how much I loved the introduction to the film "From Beyond" for it sets up the basic premise: mad scientist and assistant experimenting with a machine, and experience goes bad! I realized how the character of Dr Pretorious, portrayed by actor Ted Sorel, was the kind of character I myself would love to play. Well that's no secret, I am a sucker for all those crazed mad scientists (quiz: what's the ultimate mad science experiment? Davros' reality bomb in the David Tennant series 4 Doector Who 2-part finale. It doesn't get more ultimate than that!). Any how, I also recalled, while listening to "Euphoric" how I had bought an uncut and uncensored restored DVD of "From Beyond" and how it made more sense, and was, like the restored uncut version of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2", a much deeper "sickening" experience in tone and style and storytelling than the butchered Hollywood censored versions. Yes, if you watch that first act of "From Beyond", up until the intro credits, you will see and hear why I myself would love to have portrayed the character of Dr Pretorius. Anyhow, now moving along to the "chaos" of last night, here's a quick run down of how the evening went on: my wife was out for that marketing evening so I was able to cook my seafood lasagna for lunches this week while fixing myself another type of seafood feast for supper, this one involving salmon, "potato" fish paté, langoustines and a crab cake! Simultaneously I was also taking down the laundry dryer thingie (the thingie you have your clothes attached upon to dry indoors, you know what I mean!), as well as emptying out the dishwasher to fill it up again with more dirty dishes. Once my supper was ready, lasagna still cooking, and laundry and dishes just about done or ready for their second round, I worked a bit on the Katja Kassin and Sabrina Maui bday blog posts for today because I knew I had literally tons of stuff for those two, as well as hadn't started working on anything at all! Believe you me when I say that Katja and Sabrina have a to nOf al on my older CDRs and DVDRs but it takes forever to sort through them, which is why the "end" result is what ended up going online "today". Seeing as though I had done (most) of this stuff in a record time, I decided to go on ahead and shoot a quickie BBB session! Yes sir indeed, I opted for simplicity this time around, doing another couch HJ demo except on the "other " side of the couch, so the tripod and the bonus light would be to my left instead of my right. By the way, the reason why I went for a couch HJ demo was because of the fact that I would not be working on a full load anyway, so might as well do a bit of what I used to do back in 2005 and 2006 (or so) and that's use my secondary loads for couch HJ sessions! But who would be the lady to jack me off tonight? Again, I sorted through the usual suspects and best of selections, but seeing as how I was in a way slightly more horny and turned on than usuAl last night, I decided one of those long neglected ebony dolls should get out of their temporary retirement. This time around it was none other than Perm, the BBB's very own Tera Patrick look-a-like Bdoll, to go for a round around the Buttercock! After dressing her up in a slinky black dress with black gloves, setting up the whole "set-up", I got myself in the mood by watching both angles of the Jewel DeNyle facial from Peter North off of the "My Plaything" interactive DVD (note: Peter is the stunt cock for the "My Plaything Jewel DeNyle edition, and delivers one real popshot in the DVD, the rest being CGI, but more on the "My Plaything" series later!), and it is quite a juicy mega splash indeed! After this I wanted to continue in the same vein so I popped in "Peter North's POV 3", one of the new DVDs I got from my special online order last week! With such stars as Christie Lee, Kat, Nautica Thorne, and Cytheria taking on the north pole POV style in this volume, I was, for lack of a better expression, cocked and loaded and ready for action! Perm's couch HJ "demo" worked more like an exercise into jacking off to fresh porn while including a Bdoll for interaction and added stimulation. Perm was quite the pro we have all come to know over the years and I often remember how she was amongst the very first, if not THE first Bdoll to having ever jacked me off on camera. It is therefore with some degree of "return to basics" that I found myself enjoying playing around with Perm on the joystick once again, after having been pretty much MIA since the great horror hard drive of april 2012. In fact, our little couch-based romp had quite a bit of angles specifically designed at showcasing the porn playing in the background, to make sure that it was clear what was going on. A BBB POV HJ session framing a POV movie in the background was part of the whole concept! Being alone, but also as always on a specific timer (of sorts) also helped in making this one more raw and yet more simplistically minimal. It did not take too long before I switched to the tripod shot, this time being on the other side we have been accustomed to, and a few moments later the handheld angle went on to catch a bit more of the manual fun Perm was providing on my cock which was quite raw and ready to erupt at almost any moment. Before long the ebony lady on screen got her facial frosting from good old uncle Peter (quite possibly the least impressive facial of this volume, but I will need to double check and verify) which obviously sent a similar message to my own cock and balls, which led to a very delicious and quite pleasant orgasm of my own! Perhaps once again not the best popshot in the world, especially considering it was an HJ session, but enough to be quite creamy and hitting the side of the handheld camera! I had to show the camera's cum damage using the second camera as proof of the sticky mess! And here I though my POV and distance was providing a "safety net" to my camera! After a few choice post cum pics as my cock slowly turned back to its flacid state, one last little round for Perm to play the slut and rub her face on my fresh cum, even dunking her face into my mini cum pool (my belly button). After this, a few more choice pictures before calling it "the end" for this very satisfying couch HJ demo, which surprisingly so, took less than a whole hour to do, from "almost" initial set-up (the tripod, light, and DVDs were already in the living room but not set up) to final clean-up - now that's what I call an efficient quickie indeed! This was, as a matter of fact, the highly of the evening to say the least; the culmination of a series of pleasant events. After cleaning up the session, and having finished all other responsibility thingies, I sat down to continue working on the Katja Kassin and Sabrina Maui posts. Then the "betrayal" started. Apologies for bringing forth the downer but as they say, I call them as Insee them: the landlord called; he wants to have potential buyers of the house visit "tomorrow" (that's today by our count, last week for you guys reading this) - this was as a matter of fact the downer of the evening indeed: how I had forgotten that our little piece of finally having found a place more than half decent was on borrowed time. I do tend to forget that the landlords dis betray us even before we moved in. A week or two before the move they warned us they were planning on selling, eventually, something which if we would have known, we would have indeed looked elsewhere for a place to stay. Recall how we wish to find a "home", and "home" isn't spending half the year unpacking your stuff and then the other half repacking it to move out again! The betrayal: how they said they wouldn't place the house on the market for about a year, and now not even 3 months since we moved in they are trying to sell it. The betrayal indeed, for they knew we wanted to stay for the long haul, how we are people looking for stability and serenity. Well this is simply more proof of how unpredictable the universe is, and how full of selfish shit people who seem to be honest really can be. There is a lesson to learn in all of this, and no it isn't just "2013 strikes again!", but it is more in the direction of be careful who and how you trust, and be prepared to be constantly destabilized at every moment. After all, everything in this existence is complete and utter chaos where anything can happen at any time. The point being of course that the landlords are not the decent folks we thought they were, and that from now on, when things appear to be too good to be true, well buckle up bucko because chances are they are! Anyway, you can imagine how my mood drastically dropped from this moment, as I was reminded of the cruel and unforgiving reality of existence. And so I decided to have a drink, a few drinks actually, emptying out my vanilla flavored vodka in the process. There is no way I could have dealt with this depressing bout and reality reminder totally sober, as I felt as though my passion for life was now bled dry. Oh yes, I could cry out in frustration over the inequality of life, oh the unfairness of it all, but that would be quite teenager esque of me. Truth be told, I am more tired than anything else, actually. I exhausted of having to constantly fight against life. Just like the fact that being in the so-called middle class means that I am the main and principal target for the government's taxes, there are simply no breaks, no rest from life. It truly is a constant And never ending struggle against trying to remain alive and enjoying life. Well seeing as how all this is not new news to those of you who have followed my weekly antics since late last year, there is no point in reminding you about all of this: it is simply fact. So now, as my metro stop is forthcoming leaving only an extremely limited amount of time to recapture the benevolence of enjoyment, I will finish this on a rather decent note and that is how one of those sellers from which I had placed one of my 3 orders on that super DVD site I've been rambling Bout these laSt few weeks, has offered me a few discounts on a future order, mainly about 1/4 off my total order's value, and cheaper shipping charges. Now that is what I call reaping the benefits of decent customer service! Although I am already working on other orders as we speak (but as opposed to last week, I have laid off the time spent on that site) I recall that seller had quite an intriguing and exceptional selection and decent pricing. I will be looking into making more orders soon, but perhaps the first thing I should do would be to start devising some kind of plan to pay off the present orders! I don't know how long it'll take to receive the others i have already placed, but according to base calculations, it should be around early next week. Let's hope they ship faster than that because I can barely wait for the fix which makes me forget the traumas of reality! Must dash off; we'll resume tomorrow when time allows as now the stop to "home" is nigh! ("home" for the time being of course...)
Wednesday the 25th of September 2013: Off day: last night intense insomnia brought upon the betrayal has left me with about 2 hours of sleep, coupled with my recent neck and back pains. Result; took a day off work, slept until 11:30 am, spent the rest of the day working a wee bit on my blog, editing new BbB scenes for Xtube (online now if you haven't been checking up on the Xtube channel) and doing one "mega" session. Well the session is not as "mega" as one could possibly expect, but it took a few hours of slowly setting up and finally shooting! I wanted to do something which would not require a more "high"-pressurized cumshot on my part. OK let me explain: cumshots are all different. Sometimes you get little dribblers, sometimes you get thicker creamy ones, sometimes you get the high velocity cum missiles type, sometimes you get the very watery ones, etc. Well when I am due for a direct facial on a doll type of session, I tend to put pressure on myself to try to coax a more photogenic cumshot for the session. When I am not working on a full load, I tend to go for less "demanding" sessions, such as couch HJ sessions. Now seeing as how I have made quite a lot of couch HJ sessions in the past 2 months, I am trying to shoot "other" types of sessions whenever I can. But in this case I did not want to do something which would require a high level of demand in terms of shooting a facial scene, so I decided I would do a cum receptacle scene. I even have these brand new fresh and never used receptacles which I bought specifically for Joanna P in the UK (remember her? I never forgot about her, not by a long shot, pun intended!) in order to collect even more cum for her spunk hungry cunt and belly! But I also wanted to do a sort of couch HJ session at the same time so I decided to combine a few elements at once. So if you will allow me, I will simply go through the whole motion and then sign off: being a speciAl session, it began by revealing Kanika in "civilian" clothes for the first time (so far she's only done sessions in her original princess of the nile dress) as I jacked off in the background with that pair of teal lingerie panties. Then when I approached Kanika, I wrapped her around my cock so she could jerk me off. Then after a bit of that, I sat down on the couch so she could continue to hand job me as I watched porn on the TV (it was Extreme Associates 2's Lizzy Borden film "DOA" with Paris Gables, quite a little naughty masterpiece in itself, including a scene with a Ken doll! More on that later!). After a bit of delicious HJing from Kanika, I got up as she was still jacking me off, and went to my room where, lo and behold, a set up was all ready and waiting for us! With MiniJoanna as the lead, perfectly positioned atop her real life alter-ego's CumRags, we also had BC at the bottom serving as holder for the newest cum receptacle, with ebony beauties Raven Simone and Perm decked out in bikinis and "cumproof" outfits to also hold the cumreceptacle. Arriving there, Kanika continued to jack me off a bit until I took her off my cock (almost hurting me: that sexy leather-like jacket may be quite a turn on in terms of clothing, but the belt and accessory can really hurt a man's cock!) and placed her right atop BC. I then continued jacking myself while trying to introduce and explain the Bdolls and set up, but I felt my inevitable cumshot roaring to cum out soon, sonas the three angled tripoded cameras rolled, I grabbed the cum receptacle and tried to cum inside it from a short distance. Well wouldn't you know it, I missed most of the target, but the resulting blast was truly one of my better ones: splashing the grey mini skirt cumrag only a few millimeters off of MiniJoanna, making the Cumrag even messier still (if that was possible!). This was one of those really decent Buttershots, with 7 solid strands of buttercum shooting like an automatic machine gun, and an 8th little straggler just for good measure! Although no dolls were hit in the face, and not much cum made it into the receptacle, it truly was one of my more juicier cumloads! After the fact I played around and even had Kanika rewarded for her earlier efforts by sample my cum first hand by kissing my sticky cock head and then pouring some of the cum from the receptacle onto her mouth. Don't worry, in the end, all the cum was wiped clean onto Joanna's cumrags, including what was inside the receptacle. Now I don't know where this stands, but it sure felt like one of my better sessions! Must dash: more tomorrow if time allows!
Thursday the 26th 2013 (september): Back at the office after finally a decent night's sleep! Tried to make half decent bday blog posts for today's pornstar bdays, but alas east coaster Kaylynn's post suffered the most-funny how out of all the three blogs made for today's Bdays, Kaylynn would be my "favorite" due to the amount of time I have been a fan of. But then again, most of my Kaylynn material is on my older CDRs and DVDRs which require a hefty amount of sorting through. What a shame for I do have so much of her stuff in my archives! She was in one of the very first DVDs I ever bought when I started to collect porn again, and was also in one of those last VHS tapes produced which I purchased over a decade ago (note: this means back when companies still produced VhS tapes as well as DVDs). Kaylynn's always been on my radar, featured in quite a few of my DVD collection, including in many earlier Jules Jordan releases from Evil Empire. So as you know, yesterday I took a day off of work due to insomnia brought upon the betrayal, as well as what seems to be muscular pain in my shoulders, neck and upper back. Now if you are a regular reader of my blog's weekly updates, then you know they all interconnect and follow each other. There are a lot of references to past posts, hopefully easily recalled by you, the faithful reader. Now in case this "new" term "the betrayal" or may e I'll also refer to it as "the betrayal 2013", seems a bit obscure, then here's a quickie run down: it refers to our present landlords/owners of the house we are renting the upstairs apartment's betrayal of selling the house, after we signed the lease, and then putting it on the market not even 3 months after we moved in. Details on this have been reported in earlier June and July weekly updates, except they originally said they wouldn't sell for at least a year. But seeing as how they keep going back on their word, and how they seem to have taken us (my wife and I) on one of the greatest failed rides and false hopes of our lives (indeed), we refer to this as "the betrayal". So word up people, now you have been once again pre-warned of what might come later: more proof of 2013's continual chaotic resurgence and never ending twists, turns, making concepts like serenity and stability (for example) mere myths, old obsolete and discontinued hopes and faiths. Don't read me wrong, at the age I am, I am still wishing and hoping for such, but as 2013 is proving over and over again, these are old concepts from an old world which does not exist anymore. To quote my friend FZ, "irrelevant!". It is so sad that we have worked so hard to get to this point, only to have 2013 continue to try to destroy everything we have worked for, and then some more just for good measure! But as my sleepless insomnight has revealed to me, this particular situation (the betrayal) may actually be karma re-balancing the universal energy. Recall my AC location indiscretion, and how THAT was a "betrayal" to my bosses back then, how my lack of judgement not only almost cost me me job, but also an important client for the company. This was ultimate betrayal for my direct boss, my supervisor, and since then I have never forgotten about it. So perhaps this landlord betrayal is the karmic re-balancing with extra interest for my own indiscretion a few months ago. Well I hope that the universe is keeping tabs because this betrayal 2013 seems to be payback for my entire life! Speaking of such, I have to talk about Joanna P a wee bit because I have neglected her quite a bit these last months. With everything that has been happening in 2013 (apartment hunting, packing, wedding, vacations, change of company, the betrayal, etc) and not even nearly enough time to deal with any of it, I haven't had the chance to keep up with her on a personal basis of late. I am feeling quite guilty of not paying nearly enough attention to her , all the while trying to find the time to do so. It isn't like I can sneak off during the job and write her some emails, seeing as how there is zero privacy in this big huge office building, and every computer is protected by each user's log in information. At home, the little time I do have to spend online on my computer is often limited to stuff which does not include typing, as my laptop's keys are infuriating and there seems to be a bug which I dis not have back when I was not forced to use Windows 7 and Office 2010. Again, please allow me to offer my personal frustrations against all the Windows 7 & other forceful upgrades to vastly inferior operating systems. So-called inteli-pads just fuck up one's computer experiences, as well as creates havok online. Even using an old external mouse doesn't help matters much. Been thinking about finding an old keyboard to use at home instead of the crap one on the laptop; maybe then I could actually type something with more than three phrases! Yes, technology keeps advancing but it is far for the better; it has yet to achieve a point which justifies the continual changes and upgrades. Anyhow, Joanna actually made up a mock blog of her own, calling it "CCC" instead of "BBB", and it was so complex that she had to do it on the W0rd template(s) on her computer, seeing as how it was too "difficult" to do as an actual email! Well I was so impressed, not just by her subject(s) and visuals and lay-outs, but by the time and effort she put in to the format of it, that I think she could much easier do the real thing: a real blog! As I mentioned before, she has been invited as a collaborator to this very blog site, but she claims not to be tech savvy enough to do anything proper, but after seeing what she has done with the mock blog on W0rd, and the time spent doing it, I think she could easily do it on a real blog in half the time. Granted, every post demands some time to do, but seeing how she maneuvers around making a mock one with such authenticity and precision, I do not see why she couldn't more easily do the real deal on a real blog. So I'll try to do a video tutorial for her as soon as possible (maybe tomorrow night at Frank's) and we'll take it from there. I have always wishes for her to donate to this blog, and I think she could be more than a fantastic contributor to this mess (I mean this blog!) if she wanted to! Stay tuned on this as it develops! So in terms of BBB activities, I have been quite busy of late. Again, I try to use every opportunity possible as well as maximize each session with what is available to me. In essence, like I mentioned before, when I did not have space to do sessions, I did those couch HJ demos for a while, and whenever I can, I try to expand my sessions to include different action(s) leading up to the pop shots. Throughout all the negativity and disturbing 2013 chaos and frustration, it is great to see I am still active on the BBB side of things! Let's recapitulate this week's sessions: Sunday night the third and final bonus cumshot on Carmen and Kanika as part of their "making out" & "shared facial" experiment. Monday while my wife was away for a marketing meeting, I ended up taking Perm out of temporary retirement and having her give me a rather decent couch HJ involving a slightly different set-up! And finally, yesterday, I did the quite difficult to explain or label easily new Cum Receptacle, involving some lingerie panties, a handjob, new outfit change for Kanika, and a ton of sperm for Joanna's cumrags! Now that's by far not a bad week at all, considering everything! Now as the weekend approaches and tomorrow is my last official day at the AC location, I can not tell for certain when the next on-camera cumshot will take place. Definitely not tomorrow for I plan on getting seriously drunk at FZ's place to help forget my frustrating 2013 misadventures, and usually the weekends are made for errands and responsibilities. So we'll see how it goes, and on the BBB note, I will go with the flow. Now about tomorrow, being my last workday at the AC location, I can not guarantee anything in terms of blogging about. For tou see, the lady who was off for 2 years (2 consecutive births) is back, and that means no more office space for yours truly except "back in the closet"! Plus they want to take me out for lunch sort of as a "thank you" for services rendered. Well at the risk of sounding ever so typically me, a house or cold hard cash would do worlds better, thank you very much! But all in all, the point at hand is that seeing as how tomorrow is in fact crunchtime for the AC location and that I won't have access to a computer nor a semi-private work area, my absences to the washrooms may be more easily noticeable! So I can not guarantee that I will be able to write and update this blog with my phone. By the way, if this is your first time ready this, then you know or should know that I write all my weekly updates using my phone, perhaps the most extensive use this little expensive device does, as opposed to watching videos and downloading music or playing games for most other people! Now on the subject of the Extreme Associates 2 film "DOA" directed by Lizzy Borden, starring Paris Gables who appears in every single scene! It's an "older" flick from Lizzy, from back to prior her current stint as director or mainly parodies and whatnot. Still, this was picked up a few years ago in those cheapy bins back when I had a wee bit of money to spare on DVDs I dis not know much about. Granted, seeing an image of Paris with her face glazed by at least four cocks in an oral gangbang was enough to sell me on the merits of this film! It would seem to appear (see how vague and uncommitted I just made my claim right here?) that part of the premise is how Ms Gables "kills" herself at the end of each scene before Lizzy & company show up to reveal it is just a hoax every single time. In terms of sex scenes, they are broke. Down as follows: Paris first picks up a guy (who is never revealed, only appears as the infamous POV camera, something which Buttman started to do back in the earlier Evil Empire days of the late 80s and early 90s) in her Hummer (how very un-eco-friendly of her, but always a prime choice to shoot porn in!) and after some short dialogue, she gives him a spirited footjob with handjob additives, which lasts long enough for the FJ enthusiasts to sink their teeth into but perhaps a waste of time to those who find such acts boring. It culminates in him (the camera guy who got the FJ) in jerking off onto Paris' feet , a very voluminous and powerful pop shot (so a certain amount did fly off onto the interior of the Hummer) which she proceeded to lick off her feet. If it wasn't for the force of the cumshot, this scene could have fallen into the anals (pun right there by the way) of forgettability! Next up, she's decked out as a porn version of a punk rock sexual fantasy and gets a dildo shoved up her ass by a guy who looks like he could have played in an American version of Harry Potter, except he was ever so minimally decked out as a punk rock guy. This is a rougher scene, with some chocking and gagging and slapping, most of the slapping done by Paris herself! There is something odd about seeing a girl slapping her own face. As she is riding anal cowgirl a guy. In the end, he shoots mostly in and around her mouth area, but again it is a most voluminous and powerful shot that even though this wouldn't fall under what I caLl a real "facial", it is still impressive and quite excellent. That's two for two if you are keeping count! Not bad at all, I guess either Paris really works up them filthy juicy loads with her unique self or Lizzy cast some good jizzers for her film! Next scene Ms Gables is made up to look like a doll (!!!), or in some kind of twisted sick depraved pornographic over the top "girl" (complete with exaggerated makeup). In this third scene, she's going solo, pushing a couple of vibrators up her ass and cunt, giving her self DPs. Not a bad "in between" scene especially since she interacts with the camera throughout the whole event! Next up, the oral gang bang. At first there are but 4 guys surrounding her as she gets super sloppy super fast, slobbering and gagging on all that man meat, but soon enough, I counted a fifth cock in for the ride. I know they all caMe on her face one after the other for the finale, but at this time I was myself concentrating on not blowing my load for I was shooting Kanika handjobbing me for that BBB session! By the end she's a beautiful sloppy mess (I wonder if Arnold Swarzenpecker was on. All for this scene?). Next up, Paris is dressed up like an Alice in Wonderland like get-up, and some other young dude starts to put her through the porn motions. Not a bad vibe, but I didn't catch much of this scene due to filming my own at the same time! Finally end ends up cumming on her mouth and cheeks in that drop style, with a very delightful result. Ms Gables sure looks great wearing cum on her mug! For the final scene, young dude from scene 2 is blindfolded on a chair with a prison marked number on his chest and "666" on his forehead. Paris is now with another girl working up (and down) his shaft, and at the beginning of the scene, blink and you miss style, (sorry: metro stop: must dash! More tomorrow hopefully!)
Friday september 27 2013: Last day at the AC location: a partial insomnight and some neck pains, met with the lady who was off on maternity leave for 2 years (2 births back to back, often makes me want to say my ols saying every time I see a woman with child/children: "she should have taken the facial instead of the creampie!" but that's a somewhat politically incorrect saying in today's day and age!), and it's off we go! Before continuing where I left off I wanted to say that I attempted a BBB quickie last night after my wife went to bed, a very basic no frill couch Hj demo with none other than MiniJoanna! It was just about making good on that whole "never waste a load" motto of mine and seeing as how I was particularly horny last night after working on a few pornstar posts for today (Cytherea, Cassandra Cruz, Kat Kleevage...) I decided to do a wee lite no-bullcrap little bonus HJ session, and keeping in the spirit of never wasting a spunking, I decided to use MiniJoanna as the manual lady of the night. After all, i am fairly certain that her real life alter ego would approve that she would rather take part of any sperm session no matter how "small" or "insignificant" it may seem! I also tried a slightly different set up involving one more extra light but further away to see if that would help with the lighting problem in the living room. Fully charged batteries were installed, memory cards in place, tripod in position, MiniJoanna equipped with a small elastic band around her arms, and "Nut Busters #5" in the DVD player. But as fate would have it, even though I was only 24 hours shy since my last cumshot, my hornyness induced cock was too raw and sensitive and it turned out to be a missed pop! Well not quite or rather almost , but basically what happened was that I started taking a few pre-clip photos but after a handful, I felt as though I could have cum so I did that "trying to hold off" schtick I mentioned in previous posts, and wouldn't you know it, some thick cum decided to ooze out of the cock anyway! So seeing as how there was no way to actually get a cumshot out of my prick after that, I took some more pics of the cock oozig the cum and MiniJoanna enjoying it on her breast, neck, and chin! It was too late to "wait" for the recharge so I just decided to call it a night and started to un-set-up (do we call it set-down?) even though I thought it a waste to have done a more elaborate set-up than before. Goes to show you that you never can tell, right? So now that I have actually broken a record in terms of sessions in a week , let me go back to pick up where I left off on the subject of Lizzy Borden's "DOA" with Paris Gables. We were up to scene 6, the final sex scene of the flick, with Paris and another chick paired up on Potter kid from scene 2 blindfolded. Well as the scene fades in, it's a blink and you miss Ken doll underneath the guy as the girls as sucking him off! Now the question that a fetishists such as I asks is how will the doll end up being used in the session? Will they stick Ken up the guy's butt? Will the girls used Ken as a dildo on themselves? Well the scene progresses, the girls slobber and choke themselves on the dude's wiener, and before too long Paris exits to leave the dude with the other girl, and no one has even touched the Ken doll yet! What follows is more of that rougher one on one sex we have witnessed in previous sequences of the film, and once in a while, if you pay close attention, you'll see the Ken doll just lying around like a prop, unused. Well I would have thought that by having such a special prop around, they would have made some use of it! The scene ends as the loser dude pops another impressive facial to the girl who seems unsure and a bit disgusted by it. Maybe she just wasn't expecting such volume and quantity! In the end, it's good porn flick. Of course it's got a touch of morbidity since it is after all a Lizzy Borden (you'll recall how years ago she and Rob Black were tried and sentenced on obscenity charges due to the highly violent nature of their own earlier Extreme Associates productions) but the return to reality after eAch of the death scenes of Me Gables does help in one not thinking that this should be taken too seriously. Paris Gables often looks and interacts in to the camera even in the other scenes after the first POV FJ in the Hummer, so it does give the film that real post Y2K gonzo appeal that we're all accustomed to. In fact this is pure gonzo, save for the "storyline"-like narrative following Ms Gables, who proves that it isn't just because you are a blue-eyed blonde that you have to be a stoic stuck-up un-involved fake porn princess. If anything, Paris proves yet again that she is right at home performing in such "intense" scenes as any other harder sluterina out there. This isn't her first Extreme Associates flick and there are at least a half dozen more out there (I myself must own at least 3 others, to be reviewed and talked about at a later date!), so don't let her wholesome beauty fool you; she's a real nasty performer who is quite the looker to gawk at, and is always a pleasure to see getting creamed faced by some lucky pumping cock(s). The fact she takes on a bunch of decent facials in this flick helps elevate it above the usual level of typical cheapie bin smut. Granted, aside from the solo scene with dildos, there aren't any "real" DPs in this film, and aside from the 5-guy blow gang, fans of multiples may find this one sort of "tame". Lizzy has often mentioned how she hates shooting gangbang and bukkake scenes due to the difficulty of working with so many guys at once on a set. She says guys are worst Prima Donnas that most female talent. Well even though "DOA" lacks in the gang department, the sheer heat and intensity of Paris' performance, coupled with all decent cumshots in all scenes (except her solo one) culminates in this being a winner in my book. Not necessarily a classic, but well worth a purchase! And so for my last official day at the AC location, they paid me lunch nothing fancy, just a deluxe mega burger with goat's cheeze and bacon, but it was nice to just get out of the place and actually go to a restaurant. Of course, I only had one break due to the incredible amount of work they had lined up for me, including a document copy which had to be redone due to one of the guys sending the other copy to the wrong place! Yeah, today I really broke a world's record in terms of photocopying files. I was on fire: the machine just never really stopped-I even was shredding documents at the same time, as well as doing some filing. Multitasking like I hadn't done in a very long time! I knew this is how it was going to go down but it still was easily the equivalent of two day's worth of work in one day. Of course now my body is dead and I will be paying for it, but I wanted to make sure they realized just what they are losing with me leaving. It's all bureaucratic politics but still, people who see the amount and quality of work produced will see and remember what I did and how I work (my method). It was a good day, which is why I decided to leave to FZ's place early. I dis not want to stay "home" for more of the treachery and the betrayal. You see, tonight the landlords are making the possible buyers visit the whole place. I just could not stay there and remain civil faced with such hypocrisy and , let's face it, utter bullshit. It has gotten to the point where I lost all trust and faith in the landlords and feel as though I need to avoid them all all costs. Like my previous landlord. I do have this philosophy involving not being around people when I am filled with doubt and fear and negativity. I know I would not be much good if I stayed there and sulked while the traitors (the landlords) played nice and lied through their teeth to the potentials. After all, they lied about how long it took for them to sell the place, and with this betrayal business, who knows what crap they'll be spewing to potentials involving anything including us? This of course means one more thing to take under advisement for this most horrible year of 2013: it is not over yet. A while back I had given ample and regular warnings about crunchtime, and now I fear I must offer yet another warning. That of not knowing what is to happen, mainly how long we'll stay where we aRe, and where will we go once we are kicked out! If you require me to spell it out to you, or if it has already been long enough that you have forgotten, just recall how frustrating it was months ago when we were hunting for apartments. How we looked for months non stop and had to sort through 100s upon 100s of places. Well not to predict the negativity of the present (2013) but if worst goes to worst, we will have to do it all over again, and this time we'll be up shit's creek due to still not having paid off the last move ! So I do hope you fine folks will understand if the next few months will seem quite unstable, but alas that is 2013 for you; the year when everything changes and there aren't any tools to deAl with all that is happening. But you know the story so far, right? Chaos, changes. 2013, you've read me blather about it quite a number of times over the year! Well that's my cue: I am about to disembark from the metro to go to FZ's place and get royally drunk in the process. Speak to y'all in a few minutes, or see you all next week! Cheers, and thanks for putting up with my real life "antiquities" and frustrations!