Yes, today (July 29th, 2015) is perhaps the most important birthday of this blog (well, perhaps aside from my own, but today isn't about me!), and for those of you who have been regular readers of my previous three incarnations of my blog(s) will clearly recall that today is in fact the birthday of non-other than Joanna herself, the once UK porn film performer (from days long gone) and one of the most lovely and cum-eager and hungry ladies ever to grace the face of the earth! It is true my fellow readers, I kid you not; in all my (long!) years of sexual experiences and porn "ins and outs" (pun highly tongue in cheek!) I have never met any woman ever to have such an appetite for male spunk! Now maybe to many folks that would make her nothing more than a slut, but in comparisson when you look at males constantly racking up notches on their bed posts, "collecting" (if you will) an amount, or a number of sexual "conquests", the term slut applies just as well! But anyway, today is all about Joanna, and this is her birthday post, and I hope you folks will enjoy this little blurb I have just made up almost at the last moment (due to time constraints and blah blah blah; no need to repeat the old song and dance, right?).
Now the most important thing to mention about today's birthday is how I had a very special private birthday clip for Joanna. I had shot it a little while ago (although not long ago considering how far behind I am in my BBB editing|!) to make sure I had timne to edit it and send it off to her via email on time. Trouble is that in my ever-expanding archives of BBB and Joanna footage, I seem to have misplaced the entire folder containing the very clip! This is a bit of a personnal disaster for me because, and I haven't told Joanna about this yet, but surely she will read all about it on this very blog, but this "missing" clip in question also happened to feature one of my biggest and most explosive loads captured in 2014 (and perhaps even 2013!). In fact, as far as memory serves me right, it would easily be one of the five largest loads I have ever shot in my 11 years of self-shooting (pun unintentional!) porn! And that my dear readers, is saying something! So since I seem to have temporarly misplaced that particular clip, I actually went out (or rather, stayed in!) and shot another little clip especially for Joanna's birthday, just to make sure I have something new and fresh for her to wake up to on her birthday morning!
Of course I could not simply leave it at that, because I would have felt as though I made a cheap cop-out, so as an added extra bonus, I also edited TWO more private sessions I have in my archives for Joanna! One of these is simply a bonus Giga improvisation session(s) I shot a while back in-between Giga-rags. I know Joanna would be sad to think my pee would simply go to waste down the drain, but as mentionned to her, these clips are like a "bonus" of sorts, and so shouldn't be thought as a waste but as an added thrill! And to complete the package, I also stumbled upon an even older session which I thought was long edited and sent out to Joanna, but all points lead to believe that it fell through the proverbial cracks and hasn't been unearthed until "now", just in time for Joanna's birthday today! So that's three times the fun, and twice the cum for the UK's absolute premiere cumslut for her special sticky day!
So have yourself a wonderful birthday Joanna! I know you have something special planned tonight with your boyfriend and maybe some of his lucky guy friends as well, so gom on ahead and enjoy your birthday as best you can! In the meantime, for the rest of our readers here, these are pictures and excerpts of those three sessions I described above in the previous paragraphs, images which can be posted publicly all the while protecting Joanna's online anonymity, of course! I also included a couple pictures of my MiniJoanna Bdoll for added flavor, because she is in fact the Bdoll version of the real Joanna! So guys, if you can, please pull your trousers down and drop a nice gooey load in honor of Joanna out there; I am certain she will appreciate and love the extra spunk you give her for her special day! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(below: the cumshots and some pee from the three aforementionned Joanna private clips, edited and censored (re-framed & such) to protect her anonymity!)