Also Known As
Sexually Intrusive Dysfunctional Society (Extreme Associates)
(sorry I could not find any images from this film so I tried to find pictures of the performers, everything off my phone so limited quality)
Brief Background: back in the mid-late 90s just as I took a break from porn (and so did not follow the trends or happenings of the industry for a few years), I began to witness the early states of the then-newly formed Extreme Associates, from pioneers/visionaries/icons Tom Byron, Ashlyn Gere, Tiffany Mynx, Rob Black and Lizzy Borden to name a few. I know Tom and Tiff joined the Extreme crew after their stint with Elegant Angel left them cold, and Ashlyn was doing a comeback of sorts but quit entirely soon afterwards. It was hit and miss with those early Extreme titles, and unfortunately mostly miss for my tastes, principally due to questionable photography and choice of performers, as well as the increasing phase of mixing violence/horror/gore into hardcore porn. Rob and Lizzy did go to jail after a long legal battle and Extreme became Extreme 2.0 afterwards.
The Short And Skinny Of It: SIDS is a truly disturbing piece of porn, navigating the line between repulsion and stimulation, although the actual porn action itself may actually seem tame by today's standards. It is rather the segways, the settings, the costumes/makeup and general tone of the action which is not for the easily faint of heart, as there is nothing really tepid nor romantic in this collection of so-called "vile" and "disturbing" scenes. But to each their own, and only you can be the judge.
The Windbag Detailing:
Rob Black plays a pregnant crack smoking & cocaine snorting crossdresser who only wants alleviate his current condition. He grosses us out in the introductory and final little sex-less bookends, which sandwitches 6 sex scenes of what can only be described as pure Extreme (v1) "entertainment":
Scene 1: Alana Evans with Brian "hit and run" Surewood and Jake Steed
Alana is wrapped in cello plastic wrap (as you would in a warehouse for shipping purposes, for example, as opposed to wrapping some cheese) and the guys unwrap her to put her through the paces before they DP her. In the end both dudes shoot their loads on her face, one after the other but with a quick cut as to not linger too long on Alana's cum-speckled face waiting for the second load (who would want that, right?). Brian shoots first a nice typical Surewood load, quickly followed by one of Jakes's above-average blasts which coats her a bit more.
Scene 2: Iroc and J. J. Michaels
The rarely seen (for those like me who missed out on the late 90s Extreme era) Iroc is painted up as a clown, and so is JJ; those with a clown phobia should definately pass this one. They fuck in a shower stall and she does a bit of ass to mouth. It all ends as she is holding a balloon under her chin and JJ jacks his load onto the ball. I'm certain her was aiming for her face and mouth, but alas, not everyone can be PeterNorth from 1993.
Scene 3: Monique DeMoan and Jon Dough:
Just reading the two performers in this scene will probably reveal the reason why I purchased this DVD. A hood wearing Jon visits Monique DeMoan in a heavy smoke-machine fogged-up room and they do their marital bliss thing complete with anal. It ends as she is lying on her back and Jon side drops a larger than usual load across her mouth and mug (if he would have unloaded from the front he would have completely plastered her face). Not disappointing at all!
Scene 4: Monique and Michael Stefano:
The always intense Monique opens up a large box with a painted warning on a sign "Die Die" and reveals Michael wearing diapers and sucking on an oversized baby bottle. She BJs him, sucks his balls and rims him before the fucking starts (yes, with more anal, obviously), before he drops a typical load on her mouth and chin.
Scene 5: Donita Dunes and Earl Slate:
Donita, she of the monstrously huge fake breasts, is in a kids' pool with milk, a washing cloth, and the skinned heads of an animal (someone knew a butcher in the area, I suppose). As the fuck they also play with the dead animal meat and what may actually be a part of a dog's skin. Very Extreme v1. Anyway it's another one of those scenes and it ends with Earl jacking off onto Donita's mouth.
Scene 6: Alana Evans, Lizzy Borden and an uncredited guy:
Here's a scene which will make most hetero homophobes finally switch this film off. Poor dude is a prisoner of war and Lizzy & Alana plan on punishing him. First they stick their gun in his mouth, then they suck on his cock, then they force him to suck on dildos, which are used to fuck him in his ass, then ass to mouth with the dildos. At one point both dildos are up his ass and such proceeding continue forth. Finally in the end, as both Lizzy and Alana play as though they are slightly disgusted by all of this, they hold up the dildos to his cock and he drops his load on both plastic toys.
That's the end of the sex scenes. We find Rob Black (or Roberta) waking up in the toilet and attempting a self-abortion using an old metal clothes hanger. Blood and what appears to be simulated fetus gore chunks fall on the floor as we hear screams and a baby crying. If the last sex scene did not disturb you, this last 5 minutes will surely remind you who was behind this whole project.
Bonus Blowjob: Kristi Myst and a few cocks:
In that all-too-familiar boxing ring setting from those late 90s Extreme days, lovely cute blonde Kristi Myst does a mini blowbang on aboit frour guys for about 9 minutes until they all unload on her face and mostly her mouth, one by one. You would expect four loads to look messier on Kristi's face but maybe these guys were tired or on their second and third loads of the day, or maybe just your average typical Extreme v1 mopes.
There is also about 20 previews to some of Extreme's earlier entries from films now long discontinued and this side of impossible to find.
Final Thoughts from the Peanut Gallery: well what more can I say? I've been exposed to many Extreme 2.0 releases as well as some canadian censored versions from Valentine Video(*) of "classic" Extreme material (such as the heavily edited "Terrors From The Clit" amongst others) but some of the stuff in this film is borderline "twisted" to a point that I can now understand why there was such a long legal battle against Rob & Lizzy all those years ago. To most people, porn is offensive as is so when exposed to such material as "SIDS 1", it is no wonder the "moral majority" would stand up and scream vileness all around. Porn is porn so watching good looking women taking cock and facials or giving strap-ons to their co-stars is always a pleasure but the other elements make you wonder just how much of the gross-out factor can become more of a turn-off than what the porn is there to do. It's no secret why I bought this DVD (which has been long discontinued but I found a fairly decently-priced unit online) and for that reason alone it's a keeper. In most cases the porn I keep is basically for a fraction of what is in the "film"/"product", and in the case of SIDS1, that fraction is even lower than most since there is so much in this film which is outrightly total turn-off material, but that little percentage of what I wish to re-see is a strong little percentage, one which I think validates the keeping of the remainder of the "filth".
(*) for a long time, major Quebec (Canada) porn distributor Valentine Video has edited/censored/cut-out portions of DVDs, usually and principally for reasons of length (for a long time they could only manufacture 2-hour DVDs so all bonus material was cut, often scenes would be edited/shortened, and in at least one case I know of, entire scenes completely cut out of a feature) but also due to censorship, such as he aforementioned "Terrors From The Clit" where most of the gorier material was excised, and with the Max Hardcore material which, before they stopped entirely even attempting to distribute in Canada, was so heavily edited that scenes would become literally "trailers" or "teasers" of their original versions, being edited and censored up to a reported 80-90% of their original material. First, all that "golden watersports" was completely edited (and international Max Hardcore fans know just how much of those he had in his productions!), and then the more violent and graphic material, even the verbal abuse, was increasingly cut down. Not that I'm a Max Hardcore fan (far from it), but it goes to show just how much we Canadians endured a very limited exposure to legal porn produced south of our border. Nowadays, Valentine Video does stock more full-length/original features but we often don't have all the bonus material the US versions have, and Valentine does not carry/distribute "everything" the US manufacturers produce. In the end it's a roll of the dice to see if we Canadians will be getting any of the porn being legally manufactured and distributed in the USA.